Angry fisherman
A medieval fantasy about a mad fisherman who yells and swears all the time. At anyone, and anything. No one is safe.
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So here it is. The collection. Are you scared? You should be. I would be. But I wrote it. Does this seem funny to you? Click below to find out.
Whispers of the priests
A mysterious church exists. Within, a group of priests are instructed to whisper; no matter how pure or horrific their words happen to be. Are they innocent? Or impure? Find out >:)
Read StoryThe suicidal trash compactor
The future can be a scary place. Especially for the poor. A garbage man has a sentient AI trash compactor on his team; can the garbage man endure being it's therapist despite needing his own?
Read Storywizards coke
Wizards need to get high too ya know. Ya know?? Join them on an adventure of a life time; where questionable talent meets paranoid delusion.
Read Storysensitive metal
Two high school kids need to interview a successful person, and bring them to their school for a presentation. Can sensitive, Metalcore artists be the answer; or cause more problems than they solve?
Read Storyphone call
Ah. Public transit. You never know who you'll run into. Drama awaits haha.
Read StorySalvation time!!!
A blend of fantasy and futuristic nonsense. Can the human faction that supports pure, ignorant hedonism convince the dragons and elves to coexist with their values? Probably not. But you never know lol
Read Storythe tavern bastard
A trail of ultimate chaos follows the bastard of the village. Pranks, vulgarity and many other abhorrent acts are put on full display for your reading pleasure.
Read Storycybersecurity salesman
Sales is a tough gig. We all know this to be true. Find out what happens when something, idk, gets slipped into a salesman's drink before his pitch?
Read Storybus driver
Bus drivers see a lot of shit. Junkies. The homeless. God forbid you see a content creator filming it all.
Read Storygraffiti artists
Turns out you can make a decent amount of money making fun of people. Can our heroes survive being contracted by the higher class; publicly humiliating their enemies?
Read Storyterry's adventure
Sailors. They never drink and swear, and can be the most politically correct, heartwarming individuals that have ever graced this beautiful Earth. You didn't actually believe that, did you?
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